Saturday, April 16, 2005

Moonbat

Lately I've been seeing a new word online, "moonbat". I've seen various attempts made to define it, but none of them seemed properly succint and complete, and worst of all none seemed to provide any sort of etymology.

I shall now attempt to both define and derive this word since it seems to be so popular and important.

"Bat", of course, refers to members of the order chiroptera (with some contending that the "megachiroptera" of South America should be classified as primates), strange and wonderful animals which are beneficial to humanity. Intelligent, well-educated liberals recognize bats as an asset, and seek to encourage them through environmental protection, including the building of bathouses on the outsides of their homes. The ignorant and superstitious hate and fear bats, and can think of no worse insult than to compare people they also hate and fear (out of ignorance) to bats.

"Moon" refers to Earth's primary natural sattelite, which humans visited for a brief period thanks to a massive liberal spending program. The scientific and technological benefits of the Apollo Project were immense, and would have been far greater if the program had not been killed by a right-wing administration that wanted to spend that money on a futile foreign war. Thus, the Moon is, like bats, symbolic of liberalism and all the benefits it brings to a culture, and naturally will be an object of hatred and fear to the Right.

Combine the two and you get "Moonbat"; environmental good sense, scientific curiosity, prosperity for all and the triumph of knowledge over traditional superstition. In short, all the things that enemies of civilization like Osama bin Laden and Pat Robertson hate most.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm... or if you want to take a shorter way around the barn via wikipedia:

According to de Haviland, a moonbat is "someone on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be." Adriana Cronin defines the term as "someone who sacrifices sanity for the sake of consistency."

john_m_burt said...

Ah, but etymology, man, I must have etymology!

I have to do something about those damned bugs crawling all over me -- no, wait, that's entomology . . . .